my room smells like sperm. sweet.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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