Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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