You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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