i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Randomize