oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
And then the night went full on bisexual.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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