So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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