Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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