She just used a chaser for red wine.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
