I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
