It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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