This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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