Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Watching her eat just hurts me
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
My breasts were aching with rage.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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