People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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