I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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