ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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