How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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