i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
soo... how was my night?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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