great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
