4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
