dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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