YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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