Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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