Dual....:-)
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he was CRYING into my vagina
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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