David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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