East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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