you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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