Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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