I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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