this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm like, not good at living.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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