at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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