But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She bit a glass in half.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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