I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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