? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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