No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
