Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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