i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
What a dumb baby whore.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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