I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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