Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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