Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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