dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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