so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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