It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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