so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
