I didn't shave. On purpose
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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