Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
It's no shave November. This is our time.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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