I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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