if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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