Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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