I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
i now understand why vodka
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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