So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Randomize
