Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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