Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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