I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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