Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
