We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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