Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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