Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
...so i touched it.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Randomize
