Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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